The purpose of this site is to help new JABB members
to learn about the people, places, and things of JABB's past. It's
also a nice way for old members, and JABB writers :-), to remember
past events. The entries give information that may be important as it
relates to present or future issues. Numbers in parenthesis at the
end of an entry denote issues in which the subject is mentioned in
passing, merely alluded to, or no story-related information is given.
Complete references are not given for some entries as they are too
numerous. Characters are listed alphabetically based on their first
names*, except when discussed as an entire family (as with the Du
Bois or Mason families). Another exception would be characters who
always go by their titles a la Lady Beth or Sir Toby. In those
cases they are alphabetized based on the first letter of their title.
If you're new to JABB going to either the
Andrew or John entries is
probly the best place to start.
As of 3-28-06, avatars of JABB
members and their characters will begin appearing here. This
just seems like a good way to give a personal touch with out putting
up real photographs which may not be wise. Please don't imagine
that Dyeland involves the live-action angels running about with
cartoon characters a la "Roger Rabbit." Unless you
like that sorta thing in which case... go right ahead. ;-)
Otherwise, the Dyelanders are supposed to be flesh and
blood. If you're a JABB member and would like an avatar
added for yourself please email
me. Thanks!
Have fun!
Jenni
*Except Manion. Grr...
Numbers A B C D E F G H I J K L
1632- The year Andrew tells the girls he began to hate Halloween in N78. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200.
333- Andrew's apartment number in "A House Divided." For whatever reason I really like this piece of trivia. Enough to mention it in the poem in N175.
AAA- Anti-Androoling Elite. See N16. Group started on the TBAAngel list to combat Androolism. Audrey posed as a member hoping to infiltrate the group. Why it's AAA as opposed to AAE, I haven't the foggiest! Wasn't my group, of course! (N25)
Aaron- The angel of death whose story Audrey tells in N78.
Abby- Fictional co-president of CABB in N134/CABB 1.
Abraham Lincoln- According to the TBAA episode “Beautiful Dreamer,” he was Andrew’s first assignment as AOD. In N51 Andrew uses his meeting with Lincoln during a presidential debate. In N55, both Andrew and an agent show up at the Dyeland Halloween party dressed as Lincoln. In N114, the Andrews of various seasons get together to discuss their past and future. Andrew of Season 5 recalls the Lincoln episode. Jess asks Andrew to prove his identity by telling who his first assignment as AOD was in N159. Andrew correctly answers with Abraham Lincoln. This assignment is brought up in my Season 5 poem in N170. He, among other of Andrew's most celebrated assignments, is mentioned in N181's "La Vie 'Angel' Fan." Some of Andrew's Promotion Day well wishes found in N190opt2 include references to this president. (N84, 100, 119, 121)
Acinom- N35. JABB master to Yerdua and Innej. The two girls leave her to look for Werdna.
Adam- First angel of death, portrayed by Charles Rocket (N3). In N7 he is mentioned along with Andrew and Henry as having started a disco/rock band (also alluded to in N11). Debated with Andrew as a member of Hydra political party, N51 and 53. His platform was pro-Halloween and proposed no taxes. He had a strange disappearance come up during the debate. Later he would come to Dyeland and try and scheme his way into presidential office before coming clean. Protector of turkeys. Makes peace with Dyelanders in N55. In N64 Audrey and I speculate about creating CABB (the Charles/Adam Bucket Brigade) had JABB not come about. He plays a part in some of the fictional TV shows described in N65. In N68 he appears in JenniAnn's dream in which he is assigned to an imprisoned Andrew. Yvette is announced as his advocate in N75. In N79 he comes to a meeting with Vincent and JenniAnn to discuss the plot against JenniAnn. He meets Vincent for the first time. Sells meatless turkeys in N81. Represents Andrew in court in N82, in a dream sequence. Walks in on a wacky party during which Andrew has changed into a Luke Skywalker costume and John is impersonating Elvis in N87. During a prank issue he is made president of Northern JABB in N88. In N89 he commiserates with Charles Rocket about disrespect from some Androolers, as a result a picnic is celebrated in their honor. In an idea that, thankfully, was never used, Andrew dies and Adam takes over as President in a list in N92 of bad JABB ideas. Also in N92, Annie Dru guesses that Adam would go after Andrew if he ever harmed an animal or encouraged the activity. The AOD rock band is mentioned again in N97. Annie Dru and JenniAnn gush about his long hair in N106. Trying to pull off a French accent, he serves as a waiter at the Farmhouse in N107. Later, repentant princesses serve him dinner. In N116 he alone celebrates JABB's anniversary with Andrew by drinking ginger ale and chatting. In N118 Andrew asks him for advice on how to deal with Audrey and JenniAnn when he walks out on their movie night. In N120 he and Andrew star in new TBAA episodes at the request of two psychologists trying to aid their patient. Attends the Dyeland Halloween party in N123 and confronts a grim reaper that turns out to be JenniAnn. Tries to prevent two turkeys from attacking Andrew in N125. One of the main focuses of CABB in N134/CABB 1. The AOD band resurfaces in N147. Joins Andrew for orange juice and ginger ale in N149. Is ordained in a Triple S as described in N150. Tess recalls spending a New Year's with him in N153. Tries to pass off his turkeys as dependents in a Tax Day top ten in part 2 of N161. To him falls the miserable task of informing the Dyelanders of Andrew's arrest in N163Opt1. Later in the same issue, he visits Andrew in jail to comfort him. Played Tevye in a failed production of "Fiddler on the Roof" according to N164. Takes over the Lando role and betrays Andrew in JABB's N165 "Star Wars" issue. Referenced in a song from JenniAnn's dream in N167 and has to take over one of Andrew's assignments. In N171 he and Audrey redecorate JenniAnn's bedroom while she and Andrew turkey-ify his TV room with the help of "Trading Spaces" designers. Audrey also mentions his penchant for turkeys in her top ten in the same issue. Tells about how the frosting-flinging feud at Andrew's birthday party erupted in N173. Mentally serenades Audrey with "Sunrise, Sunset" during her wedding in N174. On October 17th we all learned of the passing of Charles Rocket. CABB 2 was written in his honor and contains memories, including his portrayal of Adam. The site is in progress and I'll be adding tributes as they come in. If you'd like to add anything yourself please email me. Yvette wrote a touching fanfic, "The Living Legacy," about Adam that can be found on CABB 2. In the wake of Mr. Rocket's passing, I pondered Adam's vital place in JABB in N177 Opt 2. Teaches Gloria about football and plays a game in N177 Opt 1. Adam and his turkeys escape to Dyeland Chapel on Sadie Hawkins Day in N178. Adam and his "turkey-like substance" are mentioned multiple times in N179, a Thanksgiving-themed issue. A couple items in the top ten found in that issue involve him acting quite strangely. Tess balks at his fruitcake consumption in N181. In the same issue he and Andrew make a surprising discovery when someone falls off Andrew's roof. Adam, singing show tunes in the street, is mistaken for a drunk and temporarily put in jail in N182Opt1. Andrew bails him out. Adam helps JenniAnn get Andrew to a surprise party in N182Opt2. JenniAnn shares her initial disappointment over Andrew replacing Adam on TBAA in the same issue. Teases Andrew about some of his antics in TBAA fanfic in N183. Andrew shoots back by finding a fanfic wherein Adam seduces Gloria. Balks at Todd's plan to turn he and Andrew into calendar pin-ups and jokes about changing his name to The Adamster. All that and more in N184! I recalled some of my favorite aspects of Charles Rocket's portrayal of Adam during my address in N185. In "The Uninvited Guest" (N185), Adam meets Andrew for ginger ale and dinner and some moral support. Andrew sings his praises in N186. Adam's encounter with Alexander is recalled in Irish limerick form in N187. To Margherita's dismay, Adam is unbothered by a Dyelander's strapless apparel and thinks only of fishing at Lazy Lake in N188. The coming of spring prompts Adam to behave in certain ways according to the top ten in N189. With Henry, he sends Andrew a Promotion Day note in N190opt2. He receives two Trialies in N192, one for driving the Dyelanders around and the other for his Elvis impersonation. In N193, I'm somewhat stunned that the journal entry I wrote after first seeing "An Unexpected Snow" did not specifically mention Adam even though I remember thinking he was hilarious at the time. He's called in to serve as the historical expert for Dyeland's production of "The Crucible" as told in "For Thou Art with Me" (N194). With the Dyelanders, he learns about Andrew's activities during the era of the New England witch trials and also learns a little about what he means to the Dyelanders. While he, Andrew, and Henry are interviewed by Lady JenniAnn about the AOD Band in N195, Adam reveals that he founded the band. Attends Dyeland's summer camp's end-of-the-summer dance and also freaks out about bikinis according to N196opt2. When a tornado hits during Dyelander's anniversary celebration, Adam suggests the party goers tell their funniest Andrew stories to pass the time in N197. When it comes to his turn, Adam tells about pulling a prank on Andrew shortly after they met. Goes on an anti-corset campaign and suffers further annoyances in the Jane Austen-themed N198. I mention his "My Dinner with Andrew" return in N199. In CABB 3, several of us JABBers shared our favorite memories of Charles Rocket's various projects. Adam figured into many of our recollections there. Yvette spoke about how she related to Adam, Karen recalled his saving Alexander, I recalled his inspiring during a couple trying circumstances, and Liz spoke about her brotherly feelings towards the premier angel of death. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200. Adam starts a football game at Andrew's birthday party recounted in N201Opt1. Prompts Lady JenniAnn to suggest bypassing birthday cards featuring scantily clad women in N201Opt2. In N203, I suggest creating a PowerPoint presentation highlighting his defense of Alexander. Adam convinces Andrew to attend the Dyeland Halloween party in N204 and chooses their costumes. Adam goes as King Arthur and Andrew as Sir Lancelot. This, naturally, delights the Dyelander ladies. I wrote a poem about his interactions with Tess and Alexander in the episode "An Unexpected Snow" which can be found in CABB 4. Various incidents involving Adam acting very bizarrely make a list of things that will never happen in JABB found in N205. At Lady Beth's prompting, Lady JenniAnn states that she sometimes finds it difficult to think of Adam as vulnerable in N206. Adam figures into a few of the items in the drinking game in N207. Attends Andrew's Christmas party in N208 where he performs the Heat Miser/Snow Miser song along with Andrew. Adam's performance of "The Music of the Night" ranks as one of the "Top Ten Most Romantic Events to Happen in Dyeland" found in N212. In N217, Adam teases Andrew during his date in the comic strip Yvette created. CABB 5 features a top ten about what TBAA woulda been like with more Adam episodes and also an interview of Adam given by Yva and written by Yvette. In N219, I state that singing "Jackson" with Adam is bound to get Tess riled. Todd tries to discover whether Adam and Andrew intend to take him up on his AOD calendar offer in N220. A concerned angel is outraged to learn that some (aka JenniAnn) call Adam "Luscious" and shares his/her outrage with the Angel of Angels in N221. Featured in a couple of the really horrible Dyeland finale scenarios listed in N223. In N224, Adam recalls seeking out Andrew after returning from the Vietnam War and the resulting football game. LJA suggests helping him wrangle turkeys in N226. I recall Adam's actions with Alexander in "An Unexpected Snow" and the way that impacted my life in CABB 6. Yvette especially remembers Adam in "Fear Not!" in the same issue and how comforting his interaction with Serena is. Liz also recalls Charles Rocket's portrayal of Adam, remembering especially his warm smile. Adam is asked to write a school absence excuse note in N227 and using the opportunity to protect turkeys. He also figures into a few of the school tips found in that issue. While the other Dyelanders shop for gifts for Andrew on his birthday, Adam sets out to protect turkeys in N228. Comforts angry Dyelanders by singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings" during his JABBy acceptance speech in N229. Later in that same issue he also stands up for them against a bully. The Dyelanders come together to throw Adam a surprise birthday party in CABB 7. Adam receives several thoughtful gifts from this friends. In Yvette's story in N231, Adam attends Willy's Halloween party dressed as grapes. Later, he performs with the other AODs. Andrew writes about Adam's hair in N232. In N233, a Thanksgiving dinner hosts writes to Dear Annie Dru asking how to manage a turkey dinner when Adam's one of the guests. In the same issue, Adam lists things he's thankful for. In N235, Adam and Henry tease Andrew when he has to wear a Nutcracker costume during an assignment. Unfortunately for them, they end up joining him. I imagine how he, Andrew, and Henry would decorate a clubhouse in N237. LJA interviews Adam about compassionate love in N239 and has some amusing and touching exchanges with him. (N26, 46, 52, 70, 74, 94, 95, 114, 146, 176, 190opt1, 196opt1, 218, 238)
Adam Sanders- Not to be confused with Charles Rocket's Adam, this is John's character in "The Perfect Weapon." The meaning of his name (some variant on "man") is discussed briefly in N17. I reviewed the movie in N20. Subject of a poem in N156. Sends a certificate for free karate lessons from his brother to John via Andrew in N184. (N9, 16, 30)
A/J- This is usually used as a way of quickly writing "Andrew and/or John". However, in N66 he was an actual character in the "in-between" world. He had to try and referee the argument between JenniAnn and Audrey. The best way to explain him is: on Earth Andrew is just a character played by John Dye. In Dyeland Andrew is a real angel whose story is told on TBAA and John portrays him. In the in-between world A/J is both Andrew and John in one person. Sorta a split-personality thing. It's important to note that N66 was an April Fool's joke so nothing, not even A/J, that was spoken of happened or existed on either Earth or Dyeland and is not part of JABB's "official" story.
Alexander- The turkey Adam saves in "An Unexpected Snow." The inspiration for Ted and Tom the turkeys (see their entries below in the T section). There's also an entry entitled simply "Turkeys" for all references to turkeys that are not specifically identified as Alexander, Ted, or Tom. Adam's care for him is fondly recalled by authors of CABB 2. "Rescued turkeys", a reference to Alexander in "An Unexpected Snow," are mentioned in N181's "La Vie 'Angel' Fan." I recall the famed turkey-rescue scene when speaking of Charles Rocket during my annual address in N185. Alexander's story is again recalled, this time with a limerick, in N187. In N193, I recall his interaction with Adam in "An Unexpected Snow" after quoting a very brief journal entry I wrote after seeing that episode for the first time. Both Karen and I recall Adam's deliverance of him in CABB 3. I suggest making a PowerPoint about he and Adam in N203. I wrote a poem about him and Adam in CABB 4. According to CABB 5, Alexander and Adam joining Andrew in "Venice" woulda made the episode more watchable. I recall making the little Adam and Alexander angels and the feelings they evoke in CABB 6. (N87)
ALF- 80s icon. Whilst in an 80s flashback, the JABB authors wish to bring him back in N108. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200.
Amory- Mississippi hometown of John Dye. Inspiration for JC Amory's name in N142. (N3, 14, 28)
Ancient scrolls-
They were found previous to N67
by a camper and their prophesies were given in that issue.
Andi-
At this point a strictly JABB YahooGroup character. She was Nigel's first
modern-day assignment. She was then welcomed into Dyeland.
Unfortunately, she became dangerously obsessed with Vincent. When
it became obvious Vincent had every intention of marrying his longtime
lover, Catherine, Andi switched her attentions to Nigel. She
continues to have a crush on him and because of her outrageous and
harmful behavior is generally avoided by the Dyelanders. Monica
is working to help her. Nigel references the troubles with her in
N233.
Nigel has to make his visit to a London toy shop very short in N235 in
order to avoid running into Andi. She's mentioned a few times
during LJA's interviews in N239.
Andrea Friend- Author of
an article in N120.
It tells about a fan who goes insane after TBAA’s cancellation.
Her treatment involves Andrew and Adam starring in their own version
of TBAA. She writes a second article, this one about plans for
the premiere of "Heart of the Beholder", in N144.
Reports on Andrew's activities following his birthday bash in N173.
She sets out to interview Bill Morgan but ends up making a fool of
herself in N212.
Writes about Andrew's birthday celebration in N228.
Andress- In N92 the mystical love child whose story was pulled from JABB newsletters.
Andrew-dyetess- N16. Mysterious virus reported by New Zealand authorities. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200. (N17, 22, 100)
Andrew- One of the two main focuses of the newsletter. According to JABB (when we're playing "pretend") both Andrew and John exist as separate entities. Andrew, being the real angel, and John an actor portraying the actual experiences of Andrew (John's character written with "artistic" license of course since we have never met the man). In N6, Andrew confronts and defeats Michael, a demon posing as an AOD. In N7 Andrew's hatred for Halloween is examined and possible scenarios for its origin are suggested. He appears in N10's DyeLight Zone. In N11, Andrew wonders about his impact on humanity and is visited by three very special people. In N24 he appears to me in a dream (as part of the DyeLight Zone). N26 lists other names Andrew could have gotten stuck with. That newsletter also includes a story in which he, Tess, and Monica are overthrown by guest angels. Several of the classes in N30 revolve around him. Monica, among others, try to convince him Halloween isn't so bad in N32 but fail. It's suspected some missing JABBers are with him in N33. Several Dye Scouts badges concerning him are introduced in N34. In N37 Joy introduced her idea for a show based on Andrew. Several of Andrew's qualities make the Dye Day "37 Reasons Why We Love John/Andrew" list in N38. Recipient of valentines in N39. N40 contains a poem about Andrew as president and how great that would be. Anna got to interview the AOD in N45 (the issue which also listed reasons why he'd be a great dad). N51 was his first debate with Adam during their road to the presidency. Major issues were Halloween and plans. Another debate followed in N53. In N55 Andrew suffered through a prank-ridden Halloween. He recovered, however, and became Dyeland's president in N56. In a take on "The Littlest Angel", God cheers up a boyish Andrew in N59. N60 looked at some of the Andrew highlights from Season 7. N61 featured a poem with even more highlights from all the seasons and his first State of the Androolers address. N62 lists ways in which to defend Andrew and John against critics. In N63 he tries to help solve the mystery of strange apparitions around the castle. He also writes a top ten list in the same issue. In N68 JenniAnn dreams he is put on trial for murder and imprisoned. When she wakes up he and John play a practical joke on her. Top ten things not to say to him given in N69. In N70, the highlights from Season 7 are listed in a poem. He joins Audrey and John in forming a plot for world takeover in N71 (not as bad as it sounds, see N82). N73 gives the initial reactions of both Audrey and JenniAnn after first learning Andrew is real. Narrates N74 when a mysterious box is unearthed and apparitions haunt Dyeland. That issue also contains a list of ways to make him look concerned. N76 contains a top ten about things we hope don't happen to Andrew in season 8. N77 gives new "facts" about him. In N78 Andrew tells a ghost story about why he hates Halloween. Even though it's fake, the girls still fall for it and pity him. Left to baby-sit Audrey and JenniAnn when they turn into children in N80. Framed for stealing in N82 and represented by Adam a la "The Miracle on 34th Street". Several JABBers hope he's the one to change the light bulb in N83. N84 list several ways to perk yourself up after the holidays, many having to do with Andrew. Appears on earth to JABB member in N85 and gives a "State of the Androolers Address". In N86 he tries unsuccessfully to keep everyone calm when hobbits and elves show up. Experiences the misfortune of interrupting a sleepover and ends up dressed as Luke Skywalker in N87. Jobs the authors do not want to see him performing are listed in a top ten in N89. Adam complains about Andrew's fans pestering him for information about Andrew in N89. Is given a party in N91 after returning to Dyeland after a month of hard work on Earth. In this issue he also spends an entire night giving the history of TBAA, JABB, and Dyeland. His name is inserted into several famous sayings, with bizarre results in N93. His shorn hair is somehow involved with Talkcity's collapse according to Audrey in N94. His appearance on a TV news show and election are recalled upon JABB's 4th anniversary in N95. Reasons he's excited for a new school term to start up given in N97. N98, written near the end of summer hiatus, contains a top ten of ways to tell you really missed Andrew. Confusion leads JenniAnn to think Andrew is in danger in N99. After scaring themselves at a Halloween party the Dyelanders show up at his door in N101. Fancies himself Darth Vader and takes himself to Heaven in a joke in N102. Tells of a mysterious Christmas celebration in N104. Several members submitted favorite memories of Andrew in N106. Audrey and JenniAnn set him up on a blind date for rather selfish reasons in N107. *Someone* declares their love for him in N108. His run for reelection is announced for the first time in N110. That issue also describes his first meeting with John and his feelings on TBAA’s cancellation. He considers that for the first time in 7 years only he will be Andrew and John won't any longer. Whereas John got a farewell musical revue in Dyeland, Andrew gets a thank you party. In N111 and N112 he runs again for the position of Dyeland president. This time his campaign is based on throwing a ball, patiently talking to TBAA fans about its cancellation, and vowing a partnership with Dyeland's citizens when important decisions need to be made. He also teases Kiwi in N112. His victory is announced in N113. A desperate cry for his return to the airwaves and various schemes for obtaining this are found in N113. All the Andrews of the various seasons, plus one, meet in a dream to discuss the future of their fans in N114. In N115 a little girl debates with her mother over whether Andrew or her teddy bear is superior. In N116 he discovers he is the only one who remembered JABB's 5th anniversary. He goes from JABB co-creator to co-creator, discovering each has forgotten. He ends up celebrating with Adam. In N118 he is disturbed by a movie scene. Because of this he wanders alone into a forest where he meets Theo and is given a temporary new job. In N119 he offers ten tips for students returning to school. In N120 he finds his lost youthfulness while reading “Reviving Ophelia” and proceeds to dance with his umbrella. In the same issue he starts making new TBAAs even though it was canceled. Several possible holidays dedicated to him are discussed in N121. In the end, celebration of his birthday (observed) (September 20th), Commemoration of the Murder Trial that Wasn’t (May 13th), and Past Assignments' Day (March 20th) were selected in N122. Attends the Dyeland Halloween party in N123 and confronts a grim reaper that turns out to be JenniAnn. He comes dressed as a cowboy, thrilling the gathered Dyelanders. Target of two angry turkeys in N125. In N126 Andrew is visited by two angels who show him Christmases of the Past and Future. In N127 there's a top ten about why it's good he's not a reindeer and the story from N126 concludes with a visit from a surprisingly familiar demon. N128 includes a quiz to tell you what kind of Andrew fan you are. In N131 Lady JenniAnn sends him a valentine. In that same issue, the Dyeland Theatre tries to put Andrew into various Shakespearean plays all with disastrous results. N133 contains a top ten about things not to say to John Dye, many which involved treating him as if he really were Andrew. He figures into some of Audrey and my suggested April Fool's pranks in N134/CABB 1. My Dad calls the crisis hot line in N135 concerned about her attachment to Andrew. In N136, in my paper, I use the theories of anthropologists to unearth the symbolism of Andrew's many hairstyles. In N137 it is said he would be calm and pray if he were arrested for murder even as some of the Dyelanders go crazy! One of the possible perfect mate results in N140's quiz. In N142 he speaks fondly about the Dyelanders' dedication to him, recalls one of JenniAnn's more bizarre schemes, and gives the members a special message. N143 his first season on TBAA is recalled in a poem. In N144 he shows concern for a Dyelander who is obsessed with him. Interviews the new co-president, Karen aka Bunny, in N145. His birthday is celebrated with a barbecue in N146 where he receives several gifts. Several TBAA DVD extras revolving around Andrew are requested in N147. In N148 he makes Banana Split Cake on a cooking show despite pestering from Monica, Tess, and the Narrator. Takes pity on JenniAnn and gives his blessing to her Halloween party in N149 and then gives his Halloween to-do list. A few Sweeps stunts in N150 involve him, he also recommends three new holidays there. Highlights of his activities in Season Three of TBAA are given in poem form in N151. Giver of 12 pocket watches and one loving phrase of comfort in N152. Shares his cherished memory of an old assignment that fell on Boxing Day in N153. In N154 he sits through a rather awkward and painful viewing of the HOTB trailer with JenniAnn and Jess. Receives a box of plastic forks, inexplicably, from JenniAnn in N155. In the same issue JenniAnn, channeling Mark Darcy, declares she likes him "just as he is". A sonnet in N156 honors this "beloved child of Love." A possible valentine in N157's quiz. I conclude my speech from the same issue with a quote from him. I write a song about my favorite Andrew moments from Season 4 in N158. N159 includes a thank you note to Andrew from the Wittenbergs and a newspaper article recounting his activities in the episode "Pandora's Box". Also in N159, the story of how he came to Dyeland and met the Dyelanders is told. At first, most of them doubt his identity but then warm up to him. He also overhears part of a ballad JenniAnn wrote about him in that issue. A bogus newspaper article details his Weekly World News-inspired nuptials in honor of April Fool's Day in N160. In N161, I fondly recall worrying over his fate in "My Dinner with Andrew" and defending him against my brother numerous times during the course of TBAA's run. In part 2 of N161, I answer a question about how he is portrayed in JABB and a top ten regarding his Tax Day activities is included. ClaudiaSharon talks about how she became a fan of his in N162. A story about Andrew's arrest for murder is told in N163Opt1, bearing the title "Nor Iron Bars a Cage." In the story he was using the name Dr. Andrew Ellis when the events unfolded. In N163Opt2, people can discover what kind of Androoler they are based on how they react to various Andrew-on-trial scenarios. Sends N164 since JenniAnn is too busy cleaning to do so. His name becomes the root of several "new" words defined in that same issue. Is pretty much turned into Anakin Skywalker and Han Solo for a series of "Star Wars" jokes in N165 top tens. Counsels a distraught JenniAnn when she finishes watching "Heart of the Beholder" in option 2 of N166 and comes up with a creative object lesson for her. In N167 he fights off demons who are trying to tempt him to their side after a difficult assignment. I mention a few rejected JABB ideas concerning him and talk about a friend emailing photos of him in N168. Agrees to help send JABB while JenniAnn is on hiatus in N169 and counsels her about the necessity of change and openness to it. In the same issue, I talk about how in some ways "his loving spirit" became real to me through the JABBers. I list off highlights from his 5th season on TBAA in N170. Sends N171 which also contains a story about he and JenniAnn teaming up to redecorate Adam's TV room. Audrey lists reasons he needs a visit from "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition." My sister, Katie, and my dog weigh in about him in N172. His birthday is enthusiastically celebrated in N173. First a food fight erupts over how many candles to put on his cake and then he gets an assortment of gifts, some truly bizarre. Audrey keeps seeing him at her wedding in N174. That issue also contains a line about his thoughts regarding her marriage. Andrew sends N175 wherein he thanks everyone for his birthday celebration and expresses that he just might like being a punk rocker. JenniAnn rhapsodizes about his highlights from TBAA's 6th season in the same issue. I thank him for sending JABB in N176 and mention him numerous times in my web site tutorial. I recall my initial displeasure with his appearance on TBAA and he can be found in Yvette's story ("The Living Legacy"), both found on the CABB 2 page. A prayer co-named for him can also be found on that page. I admit all my previous crushes pale in comparison to Andrew in N177 Opt 2. Several of my spoilers in N178 involve him. In the same issue he also answers reader questions and is made to suffer through Sadie Hawkins Day. In N179 someone at Dyeland's Thanksgiving dinner table says they are thankful for him. In N179's top ten, Andrew plays Johnny Cash to Lady JenniAnn's June Carter Cash, much to his discomfort. Harsh winter weather is blamed for people's various reactions to him in N180. According to the same issue, if you're playing the JABB drinking game and he authors an issue you're reading you should take three sips. Several other drinking game items also involve Andrew. N181 finds Andrew playing football, comforting a stressed Tess, being visited by an enamored and slide show-bearing Lady JenniAnn, and filling in for someone very special on Christmas Eve... In N182Opt1, Andrew recounts how he passed New Year's Eve amongst the Dyelanders. Liz and I write pieces celebrating the 10th anniversary of Andrew's first appearance on TBAA in N182Opt2. Andrew is in charge of gift collection for John's birthday in N184. His efforts are recounted via an exchange of emails between himself, various John Dye characters, and Dyeland residents. As the eponymous character in the romantic comedy story, "The Uninvited Guest" (N185), Andrew has lots of great moments. In the course of the tale, Andrew is uninvited from a Dyelander's wedding, consoled by the rest of Dyeland, downs lots of ginger ale, is comforted by Lady Beth and Miriam, goes fishing with Jess, gets a revelation scene from Lady JenniAnn, and oh so much more! Watching TBAA and letting Andrew distract one is a way Annie Dru suggests getting through Valentine's Day in N185Sour. He takes over N186 for a RENT-obsessed JenniAnn and answers several questions sent in by JABB readers. Topics include: his relationships with his co-workers, his past, thoughts on his AODhood, and more. He suffers all manner of Dyelanders' mischief in a St. Paddy's Day top ten found in N187. That same issues also features a couple limericks about him as well as a newspaper article and thank you note from his past. Margherita is horrified to find a narcissistic Andrew behaving like Lady JenniAnn and living in her home of Willowveil Castle in N188. Part two of that issue reveals the reasoning behind his mysterious (and horrifying) behavior! Several of Andrew's reactions to the coming of spring are listed in top ten form in N189. I give a very tongue-in-cheek answer to the question of his possibly marrying Lady JenniAnn in N190opt1. That issue also includes a question about his name and a brief Bill Engvall inspired joke about his propensity to glow. He receives messages from his friend on the anniversary of his promotion to angel of death in N190opt2. I interview Lila about her feeling about Andrew in N191. I'm appalled when she says "Dada" after seeing one of his photos. N192 is about a Lady JenniAnn-hosted awards show known as the Trialies during which Andrew and several others are honored for their actions during his murder trial the previous year. He receives the "Cool Under Pressure, Loving Above All Else" Trialie. I'm shocked to discover, in N193, that the journal entry I wrote after Andrew's premiere on TBAA contains absolutely no mention of him! However, the last two journal entries I quote there show that I definitely had a burgeoning appreciation for our beloved Andrew by the end of Season Three! "For Thou Art with Me" (N194) is about a difficult but life-changing assignment Andrew had during the period of the Salem Witch Trials. With the other two AODs, Andrew discusses the AOD Band with Lady JenniAnn in N195 and ends up causing her to nearly fall from her chair! Is the subject of several stupid questions and answers in N196opt1. Is unmercifully ogled and fawned over at Dyeland summer camp according to N196opt2's top ten. Lyrics for two camp songs about him are also given in that issue. At Adam's suggestion, the Dyelanders tell their most amusing stories about Andrew as they wait out a storm in N197. N199 presents some of my feelings about him when I was 15 and enjoying TBAA's 4th season. In that issue I go on at length about missing watching him in "The Pact" when my city had a huge snowstorm and we lost power. Contributed items to the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200. Unsurprisingly, a huge chunk of the list items in that issue have to do with Andrew. In N201Opt1, Andrew and Monica get quite a surprise when they visit the Fields of Gold in Dyeland a few days before Andrew's birthday. Lady JenniAnn gives guidance on how to choose birthday gifts and cards for Andrew in N201Opt2. In N201Opt3, Yvette and myself write some realistically based pieces to mark the occasion of Andrew's birthday. Andrew answers some questions sent in by JABB members in N202. Annie Dru answers a query clearly written by one of his admirers in that same issue. Sorrow's piece in N203 includes some musings about Andrew made during the work day of an A/J admirer. I suggest bringing in many things into one's workplace in reference to Andrew in the same issue. Several items on my "Things that You Will Never Read in a JABB Newsletter" list in N205 involve Andrew acting very uncharacteristically. He watches "The Journalist" with Jess O., Lady JenniAnn, and Lady Beth in N206. His highlights from that include defending Monica's behavior during that assignment, deadpanning with the ladies, and just plain being cute. He figures into several of the items in the drinking game in N207. Andrew struggles with his Christmas party hosting duties in N208 but, of course, manages to give everyone a fabulous holiday celebration. In that same story he gives the Dyelanders and his fellow angels a case of the warm-fuzzies by decorating his tree with ornaments that remind him of them. His New Year's resolutions are given in N209Opt1. His first TBAA episode is celebrated with a themed crossword puzzle in N209Opt2. A couple of my suggestions on how to celebrate Dye Day in N210 involve Andrew. I recall many memories of him while I say good bye to my computer in that same issue. In N211, many Andrew moments make it into our list of favorite John Dye moments. He's also the source of some lessons we've learned that we share in that same issue. Andrew figures into several romantic Dyeland events and retrieves a swoony Dyelander from Bill Morgan's office in N212. In journal quotations found in N213, a teenage version of myself gushes over Andrew but yet finally clues in about TBAA's central message. I suggest dubbing him McGlowy as well as engaging in other Andrew-themed activities for St. Patrick's Day in N214. Figures into a few of the suggested new JABB mottoes in N215. He sends fictional Jenni to the Netherworld after she tells Lady JenniAnn and him they're both fake in N216. A comic, created by Yvette, detailing his adventures during "My Dinner with Andrew" is featured in N217. I suggest various Promotion Day bonuses for Andrew in N218. He figures into some of the top ten items in CABB 5 and Adam and Yva talk about the two AODs' friendship in the interview segment. N219 lists things one should NOT do if Andrew is ever arrested for murder. In N220, Lady JenniAnn tries to go a whole day with out mentioning Andrew and ends up chatting with others John Dye characters. In a letter to the Angel of Angels found in N221, an angel rants about Dyeland and Andrew's and Adam's encouragement of the place and its obsessive people. Finding a kitchen chair reserved for "Andrew the angel," among other things, is a sure sign you've found an Andrew fan's home according to N222. Andrew engages in various suspect behavior in the bad finale ideas listed in N223. He and Lady JenniAnn work on keeping the Dyeland computer system safe, with amusing results, in N223. I talk about making my Andrew scrapbooks in the reality-based portion of N224. In the Dyeland portion, many of the Dyelanders review memories of Andrew (spanning from the Vietnam era to 2007) as they hope for his arrival at their JABB anniversary party. Yvette's comic in N225 is about Andrew's glasses. Several items on both "Things to Do During a Storm" lists in N226 involve Andrew-related tasks and activities. Andrew writes a series of increasingly desperate sounding excuse notes to get an unnamed admirer out of classes in N227. He also figures into some JABB approved study tips found in the same issue. In N228, Dyeland's newspaper features articles about the gift-hunt leading up to Andrew's birthday party and the dual parties thrown in his honor in Dyeland and New York City. Poor Andrew is publicly taunted at the disastrous JABBy Awards as told in N229. Keeps an unsuspecting Adam busy while the Dyelanders prepare for Adam's surprise birthday party at Andrew's house in CABB 7. I ask Magic 8 Ball's about the likely longevity of my Andrew crush in N230. In Yvette's portion of N231, Willy tries to help Andrew understand why so many people like Halloween. Yvette's story goes onto tell about Andrew and the two other AODs dressing up together for Willy's Halloween party. In the portion of N231 I wrote, Andrew is compared to vampires. Andrew, obviously, comes out looking better. Andrew is left as Dyeland JABB's sole author when LJA strikes, as imagined in N232. Andrew handles a question Annie Dru receives about people mistakenly thinking an angel is a romantic interest in N233. In that same Thanksgiving-themed issue, Andrew also lists things he's grateful for including his friendships with fellow angels and Dyelanders. Andrew closes the issue with a prayer. Not surprisingly, our Angel Boy figures into many of Nicole's "top eleven" ideas and my Dye Scout badges in N234. Andrew and his fellow AODs spend most of the week leading up to Christmas employed as Nutcracker-costumed security guards as told in N235. Andrew lists his New Year's resolutions in N236. In that same issue, LJA gives tips on throwing a party to celebrate his first TBAA episode. Nicole's top ten in N237 gives ideas for how to continue one's obsession with Andrew even after being committed. I imagine how he, Adam, and Henry would decorate a clubhouse in N237. Those of us who wrote open letters to John Dye in N238 thanked him for his portrayal of Andrew and shared how he impacted us. A handful of songs that remind me of Andrew also make it onto the Dye Day playlist there. During a rather strained interview with LJA, Andrew speaks about God's love in N239. Later in that issue the two have to cope when a secret unravels. For the first time since 2003, Andrew gives a State of the Androolers Address in N240. He mentions the newcomers who have come to Dyeland, some of the year's events there, and, as always, stresses God's love. (CABB 3)
"Andrew"- Idea for a Virtual TV pilot presented by Joy in N37. It is also the name a fake show from N65 that parodies "Frasier."
Andrew Dejon Jr.- He came to Dyeland in late 2005 after his mother told him Andrew was his birth father. This was proved false but Dejon stuck around nonetheless. This storyline played out on the JABB YahooGroup. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200.
St. Andrew's Hospital-
Dyeland's only hospital, located on Eirenikos. Andrew
kidnaps its main doctor, Johnson, in N82.
Byline and setting of an article in N120.
The psychologists there are consulted about a Dyelander obsessed with
Andrew in N144.
(N62,
70,
83,
85)
Andrew Johnson, Dr.- In
N62
he is mentioned as being the head of staff at Dyeland's St. Andrew's
Hospital. JenniAnn requests him in N82
during a really annoying dream sequence. Witnesses light bulb
changing in N83.
Wrote an excuse note to get Audrey out of N96.
In N120
he, along with Matt Socad, devise a plan to produce new TBAAs
starring Adam and Andrew to aid a patient. He advertised his
services on Dyeland TV during Andrew's arrest as told in N163Opt1.
The "commercial" is available at:
http://www.photodex.com/sharing/viewalbum.html?alb=104275
Please
use the password "labyrinth" to access it. (N188)
"Andrew on Trial" episode- Originally a spoiler that was misreported and/or made up in which Andrew was supposed to be mistaken for a murderer and imprisoned. Falsely. Of course. :-) It was much awaited and never came... I started obsessing over it in N22. From that brief mention the obsession grew! To help me, Jennie asks JABBers to write their own takes on the scenario. Sara then posted the submissions to her web site where you can still view them. JenniAnn dreams the scenario in N68. In another dream sequence, he is framed for stealing the Dyelanders' Christmas gifts and put on trial in N82. In N114 Andrew 10 jokes about this never-to-be-seen plot line. In N121, it is suggested that commemorating this episode that never came to pass become an official JABB holiday. In N122 it did become official and the date was set at May 13th. N137 became the first issue to celebrate the new holiday. See "Commemoration of the Murder Trial that Wasn't." The desire for it resurfaces in N147. A teaser for the 2nd "Commemoration" is available in N162. N163 is a double issue packed with trial themed fun! In N164, Andrew himself thanks everyone for their support during his trial. In N171, Audrey jokes that JenniAnn destroyed Andrew's home as reaction to his trial. Mention of this theme nets three sips according to the N180 drinking game. The game also stipulates that if you read a JABB in which Andrew goes on a murder spree, you're wasted! A follow-up to JABB's take on this theme is in N192. Inspired by the previous year's events, Lady JenniAnn passes out awards called Trialies. Characters in "For Thou Art with Me" (N194) refer a couple times to the Andrew-on-trial story in N163. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200. (N24, 25, 37, 57, 92, 93, 191, 210)
Androolers' Choice Awards, The- An award show from 13. Andrew/John surprisingly won every award. Awards results in 14. Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200.
Andy Broom- Turns out the angel Andrew wasn't the first guy named Andrew John Dye played! This character appeared in a 1988 episode of "Murder, She Wrote" entitled "A Little Night Work." John also appeared in a later episode, see "Ray Stinson, Dr." Andy is honored in a limerick in N156. (N124)
"A.N.G.E.L.S."-
A fictional show described in N65.
A parody of the show "Friends".
Angel
of Angels- His advice column first appears in N215.
He deals with a girl who thinks an AOD is her boyfriend and an angel
who endures an interesting revelation scene. N221 has
more of his columns. This time he counsels an AOD whose
assignments has a crush on him, a caseworker concerned for their
supervisor, and an angel who is dismayed by Dyeland and its inhabitants.
Angel of death (AODs)- This entry gives references to jokes and writings about AODs not related solely to Andrew. Obviously, the angel of death title comes up a lot in JABB since Andrew is one. The newsletters highlighted below describe instances in which the "angel of death" title was emphasized. Besides being the job of Andrew, Adam, and Henry, a discussion of perceptions of this angel was given in N3. Similar figures: Woden, Azrael (Azra'il), Charon, Yama, and Archangel Michael were described. In N6 a demon named Michael declares himself to be an actual AOD. The Grim Reaper sends a love letter in N39. Aaron's, an AOD, story is told in N78. A slew of them show up in Dyeland on Valentine's Day for a special dinner in their honor in N107. Katie doesn't quite get the concept of AODs in N172. I share my gratitude to Charles Rocket in CABB 2 for his contribution to my view of AODs. CABB 2 also contains a prayer named after Adam and Andrew. Miles, set to marry a Dyelander, wants Andrew left out of the wedding because he finds the AOD idea to be grim. In a Q and A session found in N186, Andrew discusses his career prior to becoming an AOD as well as his friendships with the other AODs. In N190 I got excited because a promo for NBC's "Medium" said Kelsey Grammer ("Frasier") would make an appearance as the AOD on that show. Promotion Day celebrates Andrew becoming an AOD. You can read the 2006 Promotion Day messages to Andrew in N190opt2. "For Thou Art with Me" (N194), set in the fictional 1600s Massachusetts town of Shiloh, is one of the few JABBs which dwell on a pre-AOD Andrew. In that story, Andrew is still a caseworker and some of his feelings towards AODs as a caseworker are revealed. Henry is the acting AOD in Shiloh. Hearing of Shiloh, Adam also reflects on life as an AOD in the story. All three angels of death are interviewed by Lady JenniAnn about their band in N195. A handful of us discuss TBAA's first AOD, Adam, in CABB 3. Several items in "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200 are about the AODs. Some of Lady JenniAnn's suggestions about purchasing gifts and cards for Andrew on his birthday in N201Opt2 involve avoiding un-Andrewlike AOD depictions. In N202, Andrew answers a question about how his views\ of AODs changed when he became one himself after serving as a caseworker for years. The Dyelanders plan a special Halloween surprise for their AOD friends/crushes in N204. All three TBAA AODs go to get Care Bear tattoos in the "Things that You'll Never Read in a JABB Newsletter" list in N205. They're declared "hot" in N215 and in that same newsletter the Angel of Angels also answers a letter from someone who discovers her "boyfriend" is an AOD. CABB 5 jokes about a spin-off featuring all three AODs living in a tree house. In N221, the Angel of Angels shows some concern when it seems the AODs' assignments are perpetually falling for them. In that same issue an angel writes in to vent about Andrew's and Adam's behavior in Dyeland. Some of the memories the Dyelanders have in N224 highlight the strain and the blessing of being an AOD. LJA suggests playing indoor games with the AODs if a storm hits, found in N226. All three AODs dress as different types of fruit to attend the party described in Yvette's story in N231. In the other part of that JABB, Andrew mentions how touched he and the other AODs were when the Dyelanders had dressed like realistic AODs the previous Halloween. N232 briefly describes the ensuing chaos that would result from an AOD strike. All three of the TBAA AODs end up dressed as nutcrackers while on assignment in N235. In N237, I ponder what an AOD clubhouse would look like. In my open letter to John Dye in N238, I share how he and the other actors who played AODs on TBAA changed my perception of the creatures. Adam speaks about how important compassion is in his work as an AOD in N239. Andrew also talks about his job in relation to divine love in the same issue. (N34, 50, 52)
Angel of Music, The- Played by musician Keb' Mo' in the episode "Inherit the Wind". His name is revealed to be Jacob when he reappears in the second part of TBAA's heart-wrenching "Remembering Me." Takes part in JABB's "Survivor" parody in N65.
Anna- Introduced herself in N3. She had the pleasure of interviewing Andrew in Sweden in N45. (N4, 8)
Anne-Dru- Obsessive name mentioned in jest in N9. I thought it was really cute. Prompted the use of the name AnnieDru in N11.
Annie- One of the Jabbins' sextuplets. (N59, 60)
AnnieDru-
In N11
she becomes "Christmas Future" and appears as a 7 year old
child, JenniAnn's daughter. She shows Andrew 2018 where a family
gathers to receive hope and joy from TBAA. JenniAnn inquires
after her in N58
only to find she never existed. (N63,
81,
87
[mistakenly named as Annie Dru with a space])
Annie Dru- Unrelated to either AnnieDru or Anne-Dru. She has her own advice column in N56. N50 also used her name in jest but it was not meant to be her. Another of her columns appears in N64. Her column reappears in N72 where she counsels a paranoid person who fears his/her friends are plotting against them. Her column resurfaces in N92 where she helps a woman who has Andrew-less dreams and another who believes Andrew wants her to kill her dog. In N102 she offers tips on how to become a better Androoler. She reappears in N106 during which she is interviewed by JenniAnn about how Androolers can cope with the end of TBAA's run. Advises JABB members on how to behave when John's new movie, "Heart of the Beholder", is released in N141. Is described as JABB's PR expert in a newspaper article in N144. She gives tips on how to survive Valentine's in N185Sour. You can find her email addy here. AnnieDru answers some questions from a couple lovelorn advice-seekers in N202. Andrew romancing her is evidence that you're wasted after playing the drinking game in N207. A couple people celebrating Thanksgiving write to her for holiday party themed advice in N233. (N63, 81, 178)
Anniversary- JABB's beginnings are celebrated yearly in N25 and 49. N73 is the third anniversary issue and contains emails looking back over JABB's history. N95 contains a poem that goes through JABB's finest moments and well-wishes from members. N116 marks JABB's 5th anniversary. In the plot of the newsletter, Andrew looks forward to celebrating the day while everyone else forgets about it entirely. For the 6th anniversary of JABB, film student JC Amory interviews members for a documentary featured in N142. I talk about my time with JABB in honor of its 7th anniversary in N168. (N39, 60)
Announcer- One of the many disembodied voices in JABB. See N6.
AOD Band- This joke originated in N7 in a list of possible reasons Andrew didn't like Halloween. In it, Andrew, Adam, and Henry start a disco band performing pro-AOD songs hoping to combat the grim reaper image. It goes onto to state that the group disbanded. However, that was not the end of the AOD Band as part of JABB lore. :-) N95 contains a poem with a line pondering whether Andrew and Adam really will start a band. N97 suggests Andrew is looking forward to school starting because, with fewer Dyelanders around, he'll have time and space to get Adam and Henry to start up with the band again. In N147 a video of the three AODs performing "Don't Fear the Reaper" is requested as a DVD bonus. In the story "The Uninvited Guest" which was part of N185, Andrew, Adam, and Henry do indeed perform the song "Don't Fear the Reaper" together. Andrew mentions the band while discussing his past in N186. Adam and Henry allude to the band in their message to Andrew found in N190opt2. I finally got around to writing an AOD Band interview I'd been planning for years in N195. And so Lady JenniAnn interviews Adam, Henry, and, of course, Andrew on the history of their band! Recalled in the "200 Things I Have Learned from JABB" list found in N200. The Halloween party told of in N204 includes a performance by the AOD Band of "Don't Fear the Reaper." If you find a mention of the Band in a JABB newsletter you get to take two sips according the drinking game in N207. They perform a short Christmas number in N208. N218 suggests making posters for them in an Earth-friendly manner. The band breaks up in a really bad supposed Dyeland finale described in N223. Henry's account in N224 is about the Band's appearance at a children's hospital. They perform at Willy Halloween party, as told in Yvette's story in N231. I also mention the band in my top ten portion of the same issue. Andrew vows to spend more time practicing with the band in N236. (CABB 7, N238)
Apparitions- They are seen several times around Dyeland castle and in various people's dreams during N63 and N74. A couple of them appeared at John's house. Three others have appeared in and around the Castle. These last three were also in an old-fashioned picture found in a box in Dyeland. They are believed to be ancestors of Audrey, JenniAnn, and John. In N74 both Audrey and JenniAnn dream about the three (Emily, James, and Hannah) coming towards them.
Arthur Paul Roderigo Ignatius Locksley- The fake prince JenniAnn fake married in the fake N66.
Audrey- Original
co-president along with me. She serves JABB in that capacity from
its inception to N139. So is one of the four co-founders of JABB. She was, admittedly, the more reasonable/sane of the two
co-presidents. ;-) She was also
JABB's original web-mistress, creating the first JABB web pages.
She sent the very first JABB which was the 12 Steps.
Her fictional persona is a princess of Dyeland. She authors the
poem in N2.
Formally introduces herself in N3.
Her dubbing Andrew "Jack 'o' Lantern of Death" after John Dye cut his
hair is first mentioned in N7.
She also authors the Poe-inspired poem found there. Authors a
Valentine's Day poem in N15.
N16
explains her membership in the anti-Andrew group, AAA. Another of
her poems surfaces in that same issue. She writes several of N17's
limericks and comes up with punishments for straying members.
When John got his ear pierced she dutifully reported on it with her
poem found in N20.
She discusses the beginnings of JABB with the other
founders in N25.
She answers questions about Andrew and Halloween in N32.
See N41
to get an idea of what she brings to JABB, according to me and other
JABBers. Drools over Tommy Ergo Life with me in N42.
In N64
she and I consider what we might have done with our lives with out
JABB. There's also a top ten about our insanity. N67
shows how she and I have altered how we write JABB in three years
time. A quiz to see whether readers are more like
her or myself
is in N72.
An email history of JABB in N73
contains emails from her and others concerning various JABB events
(real and fictional). Tearfully wishes JABB a birthday
in N95.
She and I review failed resolutions in N105.
Her boyfriend
"hacked" into JABB for our annual April Fool's joke in
N109.
In N124
she and I explained in 10 ways that we are not John Dye. In N128
she resolves to keep me sane. In N133
she honors Halloween for Past Assignments' Day. Along with me she
loses JABB while gambling in N134/CABB
1.
In N138
Aud and I go over some of the crazier things we allegedly did during
JABB's run. N139
marks her departure as
co-president. She has, however, continued to
be a contributing member of JABB. In this issue she passes on a
list of the
co-president's responsibilities to Doc/Karen. In N142
she recalls her time as JABB co-president: rushing to get newsletters
out, April Fool's pranks, and getting to know JABB members.
Completes N146's
scavenger hunt! Good job! In N148
she runs with Henriette's cooking show idea. Writes a top ten for N171.
Her real life wedding is marked (with some
fictional elements) in N174.
In a piece she authored, she returns to the DyeLight Zone.
Various angels and Dyelanders show
up unexpectedly during the ceremony and reception. Then they
all weigh in (in top ten form) about her nuptials. Congrats,
Audrey!! Asks
Andrew a "philosophical"
question in N178.
Audrey
teasing me about my sanity nets three sips according to the N180
drinking game. She submitted some stupid questions for N196opt1.
(N10, 177
Opt 2, 196, 197)
Audrey (Princess)- A princess of Dyeland, co-author of JABB with JenniAnn. As such she resided at Dyeland Castle (Willowveil). Though she has her own home in Dyeland now, she is always welcome back at Willowveil. She uncovered the mystery of John's cut hair in N2. In N11 she served as "Christmas Present" and showed Andrew a scene at Teri's house. In N28 she tries to deter JenniAnn from exploring Dyeland, trying to recruit members. She instead goes along with JenniAnn and as a result is kidnapped by Kiwi and later rescued by John and Chiwawa. Bridesmaid to Chimama in N39. Trapped with John and JenniAnn by Cliff the magician and later freed by him in same issue. Gets lost in a forest with John in N43 and wakes up to find V in love with her. Reminisces about her high school years and JABB in N46. Fights with Chiwawa in N48 and is then nearly sent away, along with JenniAnn, for "help" by the dog. In N49 attempts to help JenniAnn regain her memory in time for the 2nd Anniversary party. One of the two anchors in N51 and 53. In N55 she at first thinks JenniAnn has a crush on Adam but from there on out remains one of the few to remain calm through out the prank-caused chaos. In this she proves herself less prone to emotional outbursts than JenniAnn. She does show reasonable fear in N56 when Tess arrives. In N58 she is at the Christmas party when Kathleen crashes it and is seen in an alternate time line. In N63 she sees apparitions in Dyeland Castle. In the April Fool's issue (N66) she gets married. In N68 she and JenniAnn become like angels and an imprisoned Andrew is their assignment but they are unable to free him. JenniAnn later learns it was all her nightmare. She plots the take-over of the world and convinces John and Andrew to join her in N71. An email history of JABB in N73 contains emails from her, the real Audrey, myself, and other fictional characters. In N74, she sees an apparition resembling JenniAnn and wants to open a mysterious box. Shares a scary story in N78. Reverts to a five year old in N80. Sings on a CD in N81. Part of Christmas movie parodies in N82's dream sequence. Co-hosts a sleepover with JenniAnn resulting in two drastic makeovers for Andrew and John in N87. Fights with JenniAnn in N88 and gets control of Southern JABB, also writes a negative top ten about JenniAnn. Meets JenniAnn for dinner at a pizza place in N89 on Earth and overhears a conversation between Adam and Charles Rocket. Plans a picnic in their honor. In N91 she helps plan Andrew's welcome home party and tries to deal with JenniAnn's neuroticism. Several bad stories about her are mentioned in a list of ideas JABB never used in N92. Unable to write N96 after getting Andrew-dyetess. In N104 she recites her favorite Christmas memory for JenniAnn and Andrew. In N107, she and JenniAnn set Andrew up on a blind date. In N111 and N112 she and JenniAnn co-anchor the Dyeland debates. She reserves the first dance when Andrew announces plans to throw a ball. She's also a bit hung up on Kiwi's chocolate-filled campaign. In N116 she forgets JABB's anniversary and becomes irritated when Andrew wakes her up at 6:30 in the morning. In N118 she and JenniAnn host a movie night and feel bad when Andrew is adversely affected by it. They argue over how to help Andrew. Helps plan the Halloween party in N
